I have no idea what’s going to happen next. LUNG CANCER. So so so true…
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
funniest thing i`ve read on tumblr in a WHILE .
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR ALVIN! :)
30 ka na sir, 30 years of sharing tears, happiness, laughter and experiences. Continue being a good person sir, an inspiration, and a friend to everyone. Thank you sir for believing in me (kahit may issues dati), you taught me how to handle things accordingly. Thank you sir kahit hindi kita naging instructor naging close tayo and I will treasure that forever.
You’re blessed Sir kasi maraming nagmamahal sayo because you’re a good person. You have this wit that everyone clicks to. Sabi nga nila, wala ka paman daw ginagawa nakakatawa ka na sir. Hahaha. :D Kayo ni Ma’am Marj ang super naging ka-click ko ng bonggang bongga, and I’m very happy about it. Sabi nga ng friends ko, ba’t hindi nalang din daw ako mag-opisina sa office. Hahaha. :D
Ang dami ko nang sinabi, Basta sir, I wish you good health, happiness and fulfillment. Stay being youthful, friendly and funny and remember to always wear an invisible crown. ;)
Happy Birthday Sir. I love you sooooo much! Take Care. Enjoy. :)
Fierce and Love,
Edren Dave <3
You are one of the best things that came in my life. :))
One of these days, Hindi mo na talaga alam kung sino ang pagkakatiwalaan mo. Well, it’s their choice to backstab you. (or it’s not evev backstabbing) But come to think of it, sana hindi lng nya ginawa yun kasi that person might lost someone in backstabbing. TRUST is definitely a big word. And I believe that it must be kept, preserved and never be broken. Pero hindi naman lahat ng tao eh maniniwala sayo. Sabi nga nila “You cannot please everyone.” That’s soooo true. Pero the sad part is, tinuring mo silang kaibigan. Yung napagsasabihan mo ng DAPAT ay sikreto. Then sila pa pala ang magsisimula ng mas malaking gulo. Ewan ko ba? Ang labo kasi nila? What’s they’re intention in doing such? How will they benefit from it? Ano? Kelangan lang magpapansin para makakuha ng attensyon? O eto, SPOTLIGHT. Para makita ka ng buong bayan! Nahiya naman kasi ako sayo, SA INYO.
Pero, I do not regret anything what happened. It made me become stronger, braver, fiercer (lakas maka Laida Magtalas Version 2.0). Kidding aside, I’m glad it happened. NOW I KNOW WHO REALLY ARE TRUSTWORTHY OF THE FRIENDSHIP I GIVE TO PEOPLE.
I AM NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME. I’M UPSET THAT FROM NOW ON, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU. tsktsk.